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How to Land at the Microsoft Airport

January 13, 2006 abr3 Leave a comment

The pilot of a small aircraft was trying to land at the Redmond, WA airport. It was terribly foggy and he could not see the ground or the runway; and he did not have the instruments to make a non-visual landing.

As he was flying through the fog, trying to find the airport, he flew past a tall building and saw a man standing in an open window.

“Where am I?”, he yelled to the man.

“In an airplane,” the man replied.

The pilot immediatly turned the plane, and made a perfect landing at the airport. One of the passengers asked the pilot how he had found the runway when he couldn’t see the ground through the fog.

“The answer the man in the window gave me was 100% accurate, but totally useless,” he replied. “So I knew that building had to be Microsoft technical support. And I knew Microsoft technical support was exactly 1/2 SSW of the airport.”

Courtesy: http://computerhumour.com/

Categories: Interesting

If Coke were run like Microsoft

January 13, 2006 abr3 Leave a comment

Bill Gates recently compared the OS market with the soft drink market, explaining that Microsoft is hanging on for dear life in the ultracompetitive OS market while Coke enjoys a real monopoly, since they’ll be on top forever, but the DOJ doesn’t pick on them. Of course, Bill should be careful not to give Coke any ideas. We might end up with a scenario like the following:

Joe: (walking into McDonalds) Hi, i’d like a Big Mac.

Cashier: Okay, here’s your Big Mac and here’s your Coke. That’ll be $3.99.

Joe: Uh, i don’t want a Coke.

Cashier: Sorry, they’re bundled.

Joe: What? I’m not paying for a Coke!

Cashier: You don’t; the Coke is free.

Joe: But wasn’t a Big Mac $2.49 last week?

Cashier: Sure, but this latest Big Mac is far more innovative. It’s got integrated Coke!

Joe: I already bought a Snapple across the street – i’m not going to drink the Coke.

Cashier: Then you can’t have the burger.

Joe: Okay, fine, i’ll pay the $3.99 and throw the Coke away.

Cashier: Oh, you can’t do that. They’re seamlessly integrated. Totally inseparable.

Joe: How can that be? They’re two totally separate things!

Cashier: No, watch. (takes Big Mac, dunks it in a tank of Coke) See?

Joe: Why did you just do that?!?!

Cashier: It’s a benefit to the consumer. Otherwise you’d end up with two different, inconsistent tastes. This way you’re assured of a continuous taste across all your foods.

Joe: Aaarrgh!

Courtesy: http://computerhumour.com/

Categories: Interesting

Shipbreaking – Pernicious – Exceedingly harmful

January 13, 2006 abr3 Leave a comment

In the early 1970s shipbreaking was a highly mechanized industrial operation carried out in the shipyards of Great Britain, Taiwan, Mexico, Spain and Brazil. But as the cost of upholding environmental, health and safety standards in developed countries has risen, shipbreaking has increasingly shifted to poorer Asian states. To maximum profits, ship owners send their vessels to the scrap yards of India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, China, the Philippines and Vietnam, where health and safety standards are virtually ignored and the workers are desperate for jobs.

Toxic

Toxic wastes cover the yards in Alang, Gujarat.

workers

Workers amidst the toxic wastes at the ship breaking yard in Alang, Gujarat.

Most ships being dismantled today were built in the 1970s, prior to the banning of many hazardous substances. Large amount of asbestos were used, paints containing cadmium, lead oxide and zinc chromate anti-corrosives, as well as antifouling paints containing mercury and arsenic. Ships also contain a wide range of other hazardous wastes like PCB, tributyl tin and several thousand liters of oil. Tankers additionally hold up to 1.000 cubic meters of residual oil. In Europe, these materials are subject to special monitoring and highly regulated disposal. Most of these materials are already defined as hazardous waste under the Basel Convention. On the open beaches of Chittagong, old ships containing these materials are being cut up by hand under inhuman working conditions.

Bangladesh is heavily dependent on the shipbreaking industry for its domestic requirement of steel and does not enforce any restrictions on the industry for environmental and worker’s safety. There is no monitoring body equipped to enforce basic environmental safety norms or to ensure protection for about 30.000 workers directly involved in the shipbreaking.

Chittagong is today the second biggest arena for the industry, next to Alang in India. The yard mainly caters to large single deck oil tankers, which is generally avoided by Indian ship breakers due to restrictions imposed by Indian authorities.

Though it is difficult to obtain accurate data, the number of accidents and casualties at the Chittagong yard is believed to be the highest in the region. A coastal belt of about 20 km north of Chittagong where the ships are dismantled is highly polluted with numerous oil spills. Most fisher folks of the region have changed their profession and have either migrated or found an alternative occupation in and around the yard.

Shipbreaking

Who is responsible?

“There is no use talking about the problems concerning the shipbreaking industry. This country has two enormous tasks demanding all available resources; democracy building and combating poverty.”
-Chittagong journalist.

No effort should be spared in improving the conditions surrounding the shipbreaking industry in Bangladesh. At the same time, the workers relaying on the industry for a livelihood must be given a chance to continue making a living. In the long term, minimum standards on environmental and labor conditions in the shipbreaking industry will hopefully be enforced through the United Nation’s maritime organization, IMO. But who will pay for the cost of improved labor conditions and the environmental effort? Who is responsible? Is it, the ship breakers, the shipbuilders, the ship owners or the government?

We are facing a large increase in the number of ships that are due for scrapping. Presently, some 700 ships are taken out of service every year. The annual tonnage due for scrapping is expected to double by the year 2005. Consequently, it is important to address these problems as soon as possible. Given the current situation, a rise in the scrapping of ships means an increase in the problems connected to environmental soilation and labor exploitation in countries like Bangladesh.

Shipbreaking

Courtesy: http://www.drik.net/rune/shipbreaking.htm

Categories: My Perspicacity

The ship that died. But didn’t stop killing.

January 13, 2006 abr3 Leave a comment

Under an international law, called the Basel convention, France is not allowed to dump toxic waste in a developing country like India. But France is exploiting a loophole that allows the ship not to be called ‘waste’ until it arrives.

Take the waste out of the ship and put it in barrels back on the ship – that’s illegal hazardous waste transport, leave it in the structure of the ship and you have a excuse to let the ship poison and kill people in developing countries.

It’s a garbage argument. It’s bad enough that the shipping industry uses it to justify sending toxic garbage to India,  but for a country like France to use it is indefensible.

The Clemenceau may be one of the largest ships to be sent for scrap but every year a vast decrepit armada bearing a dangerous cargo of toxic substances, asbestos, PCBs and heavy metals, ends up in ship breaking yards in Bangladesh, India, China and Pakistan, where they are cut up in the crudest of fashions, taking a huge toll on human health and the local environment.

Asian ship breaking yards are perfect for the shipping industry. They can make a quick profit by dumping old ships that are too expensive to scrap in developed countries due to the hazardous materials in them. Such problems evaporate when environmental rule enforcement is lax and workers rights practically non-existent. A dream come true for unscrupulous shipping industry but a nightmare for the environment and workers safety.

The solution is simple. Developed countries should decontaminate old ships before they are sent for scrapping.

ghost ship

Courtesy: http://www.greenpeace.org/international/news/Clemenceauasebestostoxicshipindia

Categories: My Perspicacity

Don’t get trapped

January 11, 2006 abr3 Leave a comment

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”

The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly. “Yes I do” she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden”

“Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. “Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said,

‘Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to
jail for 20 years?”

“I remember that too” she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

“I would have been released today!

Categories: My Way